You fly in the face of social convention, and your pizza needs to reflect that.
  1. Just look at it. It's clearly delicious. But it's more than that.
  2. It's a bold choice.
  3. It's a statement pizza.
  4. You're clever. You're quirky. You're downright delightful.
  5. The flavor profile obviously can't be beat.
    The pineapple brings the tang, the broccoli brings the crunch.
  6. Healthier than pepperoni.
  7. Cuter than mushrooms.
  8. Cooler than peppers and onions.