THOUGHTS OF A GUY WHO WENT IN FOR FREE CAKE AND STEPPED INTO THE TWILIGHT ZONE

Passing outside a room 'oh!!! Free cake' SCORE!!!!
  1. The speaker introduced the recipient for the award in whose honor the cake was being cut
    Oh shute do i even know this guy, ok i dont, i feel a lill bad but hopefully the cakey goodness will help me overcome it.
  2. The recipient gave an half hour speech
    The speech just added to the guilt, this cake had better be good.
  3. People started sharing stories abt the guy
    Comeon PEOPLE THERES A CAKE RIGHT THERE!!!!
  4. Finally the speeches and counter speeches ended
    Now everyone is just clumped arnd the room in groups talking and i dont know anyone so i am making this list pretending to be all social and all or even writing an important email.
  5. Ok one guy is passing out the cake he gave some to the ppl on the right of me then to sa group of ppl on the left of me then to the guys sitting infront of me, HOW IS HE NOT SEEING ME maybe he is doing it on purpose
    Me: keep typing keep typing the list :(
  6. Ok, just got the cake phew i am never coming for this again.
    The guilt has been buried jn buttery white frosting and chocolate sponge
  7. Note to self: if ur gonna get free cake in at a department ur not a part of u shud make sure its just some cake sitting idly by itself on a desk not at somones dedication ceremony or a seminar (i had a similar run in where i had to sit through a lecture on magnetic resonance and the study of dark matter for free pizza)
  8. Hope i learn