THOUGHTS ON ANSWERING MY EMAILS WHILE IN THE TOILET

As my friend and fellow lister @jesszaffino said anybody who denies using their phone on the toilet is lying. Here are my thoughts on emailing on the toilet.
  1. I hope smells cant get transferred through emails coz this here is unbelievable.
  2. How weird is it the person reading it wouldn't know that i am writting this with my pants down. *evil laugh
    Unless they are like me and like to read mails in the toilet.
  3. I think so much better jn the loo i wish i could move my desk in here, ok not really its too smelly in here.
    I am a multi task-er i can empty my bowels and form the logic for a data analysis program at the same time.
  4. I hope I don't ever find out if someone writes me an email while on the toilet. I have a wild imagination and i don't need to imagine that.
  5. Toilets are tricky places to put down ur phone though especially if u don't have a case for it