Things my breastpump is saying to me

Collected after a semester of milking myself 2🐄/day
  1. Venmo
    Is this some kind of product placement?
  2. Lilo
    I have never seen this movie. It's possible my breast pump, like everything else, is a Disney product.
  3. Heave-ho
    I am really excited to throw it out of my office at the end of the semester.
  4. Let it go
  5. Wayne Parks
  6. Tickety-tock
  7. BleeBlop