Things that don't let me finish making my smoothie in the morning

  1. The baby gets bored in the jungle gym.
  2. Husband wakes up.
    Ironic because I need the smoothie to entice him out of bed.
  3. Nico is taking up the entire counter with orange food.
  4. Literally ANY social media notification
  5. I am waiting for the baby to smile for her morning SnapChat.
  6. The bacon is burning or has burned.
    Some horrific mornings, I have had to choose between bacon and the smoothie. Let us never speak of this.
  7. We're out of kale because of the Hail Kale Devastation of 2016.
    #NeverForget
  8. I have to go outside to throw out the scary stuff in the bottom of the coffee pot.