Things that don't let me finish making my smoothie in the morning
- •The baby gets bored in the jungle gym.
- •Husband wakes up.Ironic because I need the smoothie to entice him out of bed.
- •Nico is taking up the entire counter with orange food.
- •Literally ANY social media notification
- •I am waiting for the baby to smile for her morning SnapChat.
- •The bacon is burning or has burned.Some horrific mornings, I have had to choose between bacon and the smoothie. Let us never speak of this.
- •We're out of kale because of the Hail Kale Devastation of 2016.#NeverForget
- •I have to go outside to throw out the scary stuff in the bottom of the coffee pot.