Possible replacements for bowl of urine-contaminated peanuts/pretzels in bars

  1. Fecal-contaminated cashews
  2. Honey mustard croutons made from loaves of bread and/or old kitchen sponges
  3. Hazel nuts harvested near a dung beetle preserve
  4. Tanning bed dried cinnamon sticks
  5. Brine-soaked thinly sliced potatoes
  6. Deviled eggs, plain old deviled eggs
    Just left out in the open for all to touch and/or consume.