Years of experimentation have yielded the proper order of eating...
  1. The cheese wedges
    They sit there on top for a reason - consider these the amuse bouche.
  2. The apple slices
    A light, crunchy salad course.
  3. The egg
    The meat and potatoes of the box - the above the title star.
  4. The peanut butter and bread thingie
    The reward for eating all the others. The reason food exists - peanut butter and bread. Throw the fucking grapes away - they're demonic little sugar bombs that are totally unnecessary when you have the sweet, sweet taste of peanut butter dancing on your tongue.