HOW TO EAT A STARBUCKS PROTEIN BOX
Years of experimentation have yielded the proper order of eating...
- •The cheese wedgesThey sit there on top for a reason - consider these the amuse bouche.
- •The apple slicesA light, crunchy salad course.
- •The eggThe meat and potatoes of the box - the above the title star.
- •The peanut butter and bread thingieThe reward for eating all the others. The reason food exists - peanut butter and bread. Throw the fucking grapes away - they're demonic little sugar bombs that are totally unnecessary when you have the sweet, sweet taste of peanut butter dancing on your tongue.