THINGS I NEED IN A FUTURE PARTNER

I am on a new dosage of adderall and cannot sleep so this list might not make perfect sense in the morning but it's all very valid I swear!!!
  1. A HELLUVA LOT OF EMPATHY BECAUSE EMPATHY IS THE SOLUTION TO 99% OF RELATIONSHIP ISSUES.
    I'm hella empathetic and honestly not in a super healthy way all of the time but placing myself in the other person's shoes is just my natural form of thinking so if I get with someone who honestly takes the time & forethought to do that for me always, I'm p sure we'll be set 5ever.
  2. YOU GOTTA BE UGLY-CUTE
    Because that's 100% what I'm attracted to, that whole if you stare long enough you go from ugly to cute to ugly back to cute shit. Crooked teeth, scars, uneven features, I'm honestly so about em all.
  3. UR MELANIN LEVELS GOTTA BE POPPIN
    I'm tryna make beautiful brown babies in the future. And I am just more often attracted to darker skinned men? But the most important thing is that you not have any colorism related complexes. I have no patience to put up with that shit.
  4. OPENMINDEDNESS
    If you're a judgmental asshole there's honestly no way we are getting along so next.
  5. YOU MUST APPRECIATE MY MAKEUP AND HAIR COLOR/STYLES
    I've had boys give me shit for wearing too much glitter on my face or black lipstick or the fact that my hair has been literally every single color of the rainbow (plus a few other shades), but I think I'm a masterpiece and if you don't or expect me to tone any of this down for you…buddy,,, pal,, you're in for a surprise…
  6. THE ABILITY TO VIBE WITH MY FRIENDS
    Because as it was so aptly in the Spice Girls's hit 1996 classic, if you wanna be my lover YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS (GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS)…MAKE IT LAST FOREVER FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDDDDS! TALKING IS TOO EASY BUT THAT'S THE WAAAY IT IS WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT U KNOW HOW I FEEL…SAY YOU CAN HANDLE MY LOVE R U FORRRRREAL? I WON'T BE HASTY I'LL GIVE YOU MY TIME…IF U REALLY BUG ME THEN I'LL SAY GOODBYE!!! YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WH
  7. I am so sorry for the potential suitors that last bullet point chased away except not really because if you can't appreciate the fact that I typed that all from memory, you can go.
  8. You need to be willing to take cute candids of me whenever I tell you I feel cute and wanna be photographed because sometimes a girl jus wants cute pictures for social media/her own damn memories?
    I take quick snaps of a lot of tiny things in my life when I wanna hold onto the moment forever but don't have many pictures of myself and honestly why be in a relationship if you're not gonna change that for me 🤔
  9. You gotta have your own political and sociocultural opinions. Please don't be indifferent. I wanna talk about the world witchu.
  10. It would be nice if you weren't a slob…
    Mainly because I sort of (totally) am messy af and two of us isn't gonna help anyone. Unless you tell me you wanna be featured on an episode of Hoarders. That I can totally get behind.
  11. You gotta wanna build our own family.
    I want kids. Not like 30, but I want a nice family of a few biological kids and also adoptive children. So you gotta be down with us opening our home up for adoption and potentially fostering. I also want our house to be a safe haven for our kids' friends, a place they know they can come and call a second home whenever they need it. I want us to be the home I always wished I grew up in.
  12. Please please please don't have uncontrollable anger issues.
    This is probably the most important one for me there. I've spent my whole life justifiably afraid of men & grown up with the idea that unfiltered rage is just something that comes along with being a man. And that's a toxic ideology I no longer wish to entertain, please be better.
  13. YOU GOTTA WANNA WORKOUT WITH ME
    Because my motivation comes and goes in waves but we'll keep each other on the grind and stay hot together forever basically!!!!
  14. You gotta be a little smarter than me at least in the things I'm not smart in.
    Also be good at math because that is so attractive mainly because math makes me want to legitimately jump off a bridge.
  15. YOU HAVE TO KILL BUGS AROUND THE HOUSE FOR ME
    This is a nonnegotiable like it is honestly a first date question. I'm such a scared wimp, not of ALL bugs, like I can be chilling around them but if they're the biting or flying kind YOU NEED TO TAKE THEM OUT FOR ME OR I WILL PROBABLY BURN THE HOUSE DOWN TRYING TO GET RID OF THEM.
  16. Help me get closer to Islam and spirituality in general.
    I want us to grow together. Doesn't matter your levels of practicing religion in the past because I'm down for us to work on that together with each other.
  17. YOU GOTTA BE COOL WITH ME NEEDING TO DECOMPRESS IN MY OWN PERSONAL SPACE
    Like be secure in the fact that if I love you I'm gonna love your ass forever even if we don't sleep in the same bed that day because I'm just so burned out from being and need me time.
  18. YOU GOTTA BE DOWN TO DO COOL SHIT WITH ME JUST AS OFTEN AS WE SPEND THE ENTIRE WEEKEND PUTLOCKER AND CHILLIN.
    Let's go sky diving or rewatch GoT…just not the same thing two weekends in a row pls.
  19. YOU GOTTA SHAMELESSLY SING ALONG TO RADIO SONGS WITH ME
    And please don't actually be good at singing because that would totally ruin my vibe. I can't carry a tune for shit but know when a song demands to be sang along to tyvm!!!
  20. Be a lil dominant WITHOUT being an asshole or controlling about it
    Is this perfect balance even achievable? Idk man this is just a li.st and my ass will probably end up single for ever so a girl can dream but yeah just know when the situation asks for you to take control.
  21. Be down for us to go to therapy often
    Like I truly believe that therapy is something can help everyone and every relationship, and I wanna utilize it as tool regularly so we never have to use it as a last ditch effort to keep us from falling apart.
  22. NEVER EVER EVER NEVER TELL ME TO CHILL
    I will probably ask for a divorce. I'm passionate about most things and telling me to chill is like a slap in the face lol.
  23. Be good with ya finances!!!
    Let's learn how to extreme coupon together 😍😍😍
  24. Pls be okay with doing a lot of the driving when we're together
    Because driving is scary and guys driving look hot.
  25. You gotta laugh at shit like
    My phone's at 69% right now and I will always giggle at that. I'll probably regularly send you a ayyyy blaze it text or snap at 4:20. Just roll with it. LMAOOO ROLL. THAT WAS TOTALLY UNINTENTIONAL.
  26. Be passionate about shit
    (That isn't JUST video games or sports). I'm passionate about more than makeup and reality TV. I mean sure those are my most prominent interests but I can talk your ears off about tons of things. Do the same.
  27. Don't like frosting waaay too much
    Because I am the sick individual who will eat frosting straight from the can & sometimes only eats cupcake tops, so I'll look a lot more mentally stable if we're at a party and you eat your slice of cake and leave a lot of the frosting in your plate for me so I don't have to get another slice of cake & only eat the frosting off it just to get my fix. I am a filthy addict :(.
  28. I will probably continue this list to refer back to as I develop more standards for the future man in my life
    Because my mom told me I need better standards and it's probably not a good thing to develop crushes on nice strangers who hold the door open for you one time I guess idk lmao