1. My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.
  2. Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.
  3. I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.
  4. I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in.
  5. I jog in Lanvin.
  6. I feel like I'm too busy writing history to read it.
  7. Fur pillows are actually hard to sleep on.
  8. Come on now! How could you be me and want to be someone else?
  9. Boyfriends are like rush hour traffic... always in the fucking way.
  10. Never do coke with an intern, they may not be 21.
  11. I am flawed as a man but my music is perfect.
  12. Because my life is dope and I do dope shit.