THE WORDS MY MOM HAUNTS ME WITH...

  1. Once a tree grows crooked, it never straightens.
  2. The girlfriend of the student is never the wife of the professional.
  3. The lazy man works twice as hard
  4. He who looks shall find
  5. It's not the big money you have to watch it's the little money.
  6. One day you'll miss me when I'm gone.
  7. Charity starts at home.