Things People Do That I'll Probably Never Be Okay With
Inspired by @ghoools
- •Ask any woman if she is pregnant
- •Smoke around children
- •Dress little girls like hookers
- •Lick Popsicle sticks
- •Cut fingernails or toenails in oublic
- •Talk loudly on cell phones in reataurants
- •Recite lines of a movie while watching the movie
- •Be rude to waitresses
- •Read out loud to me
- •Read over my shoulder
- •Chew gum loudly
- •Flap your hands when you sing (ala Mariah Carey)
- •Give me my change on top of the receipt
- •Talk about your diet or work out regimen
- •Purposely pronounce words wrong to be funny.
- •Stomp around in high heels because you don't know how to walk in them
- •Call me after 9:00 pm. Somebody better be dead!
- •Say, "everything happens for a reason"