1. I remember my class had one of those contests to see who had the most pets and after calling "8..9...10" I was the last one standing.
    I beat the other kid standing because I counted all of my fish in my family's aquarium. *can you say..CHEATER?*
  2. I thought it was a good idea to ride on the back of a tricycle. My scraped, bleeding knees said otherwise.
    I still have the scar.
  3. My friends and I tried to dig a hole to China.
    We only made it to India.
  4. In Kindergarten, my friends and I lied by saying we were sick when we were clearly not, just to go to the nurse and get free crackers.
    Cheating the system since day one