Adventures in Babysitting

I've babysat for my two favorite little girls this week. Here are a few of the adorable things they've said
  1. 1.
    8 year old:
  2. 2.
    Have you ever had beer? I have.
    😂 she's had a sip and she didn't like it
  3. 3.
    I want to either be the first female president or the first female priest
    Get it girl 👊🏻😎
  4. 4.
    *has a summer bucket list with the last item being 'finish summer bucket list'*
  5. 5.
    6 year old:
  6. 6.
    It's hard being a little sister.
    Said randomly after a lull in conversation during lunch. She didn't answer when I asked her why she thought that. She was simply pensive.
  7. 7.
    If a lady that's not married has a baby, does it come out on its own?
    This question literally came OUT OF NOWHERE. Thankfully this was asked before mom left 😂 Mom said she was pretty sure the doctor would still help and that she should save all those questions for me!
  8. 8.
    My phone is just charging up because I was looking at videos all night!
    'Her phone' is an old iPhone that can do everything except make calls. It is full of adorable selfies and pictures of her dog.
  9. 9.
    (Kisses the dog's forehead) Ruby, I'm not kissing you on the lips anymore. I kissed you on the forehead because you keep licking your vagina.
    Almost died trying to contain my laughter
  10. 10.
    I want to be a spy when I grow up so I can help people
  11. 11.
    TATIE TOX. Pay attention.
    I dropped them off at their mom's classroom one day and we played school for a little bit while their mom was finishing up (I was the student, she was the teacher). She had given me a book I was supposed to be reading, but I was chatting with her mom and almost got put on the naughty list. 😁😂
  12. 12.
    I know it's true because that's what my mom said.
    Okay, how sweet is this?!