PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE THINGS MY MOM SAYS & WHAT SHE MEANS

I got it* from my momma (*my own passive aggressive tendencies)
  1. It sure sounds like they're dying, doesn't it??
    Please change the radio station.
  2. I could really use some more Diet Coke
    Could you please pour me another glass of Diet Coke?
  3. Are you ever getting out of bed?
    I'm lonely, please come talk to me! (Sometimes she actually just says this)
  4. Did you leave this drawer open?
    "You should know that I meant 'you need to close this drawer.'" - direct quote following the first passive aggressive try