PHOEBE'S SONGS FOR KIDS
I love Friends & I love Phoebs ❤️
- •About grandparents:
- •"Now Grandma's a person who everyone likes. She brought you a train and a bright shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner and last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will, too. Lalalalalalala"
- •About barnyard animals:
- •"Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo (repeat). Then the farmer hits him in the head and grinds him up and that's how we get hamburgers. Noooooowwww chickens!!!"
- •Because she's the singing lady who tells the truth:
- •"Sometimes men love women, and sometimes men love men. And then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. Lalalalalala!"