REASONS I KNOW I'M NOT FULLY AN ADULT YET

Age is irrelevant. Some (most) of these will never change.
  1. 1.
    The cereal I have for nearly every meal
  2. 2.
    The multiple naps I take every day
  3. 3.
    Most of my favorite movies are Disney
  4. 4.
    The cherry Luden's cough drops I still take
    I know they're basically candy and there are more effective cough drops out there, but I just can't give up my Luden's.
  5. 5.
    The way I relate most life events back to Harry Potter
  6. 6.
    I still know the names of most of the popular celebrities
    This one's already fleeting.
  7. 7.
    The way I call my mom to ask almost every question I have
  8. 8.
    My inability to know how long to microwave something without consulting anyone else
  9. 9.
    There's a strong chance I have less than $20 in my bank account right now
    I feel like an adult would A) know how much money they have in their account and B) have more the $20 in their account. I have implemented a self freeze on my debit card rn, though, so I'd say that's fairly responsible!!
  10. 10.
    I'm typing this at 4AM because I haven't gone to sleep yet tonight... And this is a regular occurrence.