REASONS WHY 2016 IS PRETTY OK

  1. The "Happy New Year" text lets you connect with friends who you love but don't talk to regularly
  2. Because you chose sparkling cider instead of champagne
  3. Your motto is "new year new problems" so at least you have new things to worry about instead of the same old ones!
  4. You haven't completely lost hope in your New Years resolutions
  5. Congress isn't in session so they can't try to pass some stupid bill barring Syrian refugees
  6. You spent the majority of the first 12 hours sleeping!!