1. "Yo, don't roll. Stand up and walk if you wanna talk to me"
  2. It's a turbocharger...no it's a supercharger...no it's definitely a turbocharger"
    (It was a supercharger)
  3. "We really need a clear definition of what they do"
    3 months into a client engagement
  4. "We don't even get free tissues"
    In response to colleague asking for a new chair
  5. "I don't ever want to hear the word Pakistan from you again"
  6. "Because it's fake"
    In response to "Why does Microsoft Word keep crashing?"