Things I Often Confuse

  1. Common Sense by Thomas Payne, and A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift
    When Angelica Schuyler said she was reading Common Sense, I was like, "...the eating babies thing??"
  2. The opening bars of Under Pressure, The opening bars of Ice Ice Baby
    I start getting very excited thinking it's Queen, and very surly if it isn't
  3. Left, Right
    It's a condition, and I think left-handers suffer from it more so than right-handers
  4. Karlie Kloss, Gigi Hadid, Cara Delevigne
    I mean really
  5. Bill Paxton, Bill Pullman
    I actually don't think I've actually seen anything with Bill Paxton. It's all Pullman.
  6. Adrian Grenier, Adrien Brody, Brody Jenner.
    Three very different individuals. Three names I use interchangeably. Especially embarrassing when I mix up Adrian Grenier & Brody Jenner, because then I have to explain the transitive property.
    Suggested by   @kelseyV
  7. I know everyone jokes about this, but I really did think that Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling were the same person for a long time.
    Suggested by   @Gola
  8. Van Halen, Van Morrison, Morrissey
  9. schadenfreude and Scheherazade