You've Been Boo-ed 👻
How to Boo Your Neighbors
- •Get Jack o' Lantern buckets
- •Fill them with Halloween-themed crapChannel a Fruitcake of October vibe
- •Strike by nightChick-a-plao!
- •Leave crap your neighbor's doorstepChild to scale
- •Ring Doorbell
- •Run!This is House #2. Not pictured: me dragging howling child back to the car during House #1 run
- •Once You've Been Boo-ed, you are tasked with leaving crap on the doorstep of two other neighborsBoo begets Boo in an excruciating chain-letter-like existence
- •But you get to post a sign on your door so you don't get Boo-ed again
- •Boo-ing people is the modern-day equivalent of leaving a flaming bag of poo on someone's doorstep👝🔥💩
- •It's masked in a ruse neighborly holiday cheer, but bottom line: Crap no one wants is left on your doorstep♠️=♠️
- •How to win at the You've Been Boo'ed—October 1st—hang the sign on your door.