How to Boo Your Neighbors
  1. Get Jack o' Lantern buckets
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  2. Fill them with Halloween-themed crap
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    Channel a Fruitcake of October vibe
  3. Strike by night
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    Chick-a-plao!
  4. Leave crap your neighbor's doorstep
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    Child to scale
  5. Ring Doorbell
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  6. Run!
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    This is House #2. Not pictured: me dragging howling child back to the car during House #1 run
  7. Once You've Been Boo-ed, you are tasked with leaving crap on the doorstep of two other neighbors
    Boo begets Boo in an excruciating chain-letter-like existence
  8. But you get to post a sign on your door so you don't get Boo-ed again
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  9. Boo-ing people is the modern-day equivalent of leaving a flaming bag of poo on someone's doorstep
    👝🔥💩
  10. It's masked in a ruse neighborly holiday cheer, but bottom line: Crap no one wants is left on your doorstep
    ♠️=♠️
  11. How to win at the You've Been Boo'ed—
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    October 1st—hang the sign on your door.
  12. 🎤⬇️