You've Been Boo-ed 👻

How to Boo Your Neighbors
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    Get Jack o' Lantern buckets
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    Fill them with Halloween-themed crap
    Channel a Fruitcake of October vibe
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    Strike by night
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    Leave crap your neighbor's doorstep
    Child to scale
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    Ring Doorbell
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    This is House #2. Not pictured: me dragging howling child back to the car during House #1 run
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    Once You've Been Boo-ed, you are tasked with leaving crap on the doorstep of two other neighbors
    Boo begets Boo in an excruciating chain-letter-like existence
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    But you get to post a sign on your door so you don't get Boo-ed again
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    Boo-ing people is the modern-day equivalent of leaving a flaming bag of poo on someone's doorstep
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    It's masked in a ruse neighborly holiday cheer, but bottom line: Crap no one wants is left on your doorstep
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    How to win at the You've Been Boo'ed—
    October 1st—hang the sign on your door.
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