THE BEST FRIEND LIST

Things your best friend should do for you no questions asked, in my opinion.
  1. Social media stalk whomever they ask.
  2. Like every pic of their dog.
  3. Never put an unflattering pic online without prior authorization.
  4. Never leave a voicemail! This is an act of friendship terrorism.
  5. If you leave a voicemail it must be threat level 5.