3 REASONS WHY I ACTUALLY KINDA SORT OF LOOK FORWARD TO EUROVISION

The semi-finals are held on May 10th and 12th, and the actual final is on May 14th. I don't always watch it, but it can definitely be entertaining.
  1. 1.
    Casually declaring war on countries who don't give us enough points.
    Sometimes I just watch the assigning of the points, and curse out countries who are being dicks to us. I'm looking at you, Greece.
  2. 2.
    The music and the accompanying acts are often so bad and over the top, they become actually kinda fun to watch, especially a few drinks in.
  3. 3.
    Human Saturn might show up.