Inspired by @k8mcgarry. My birthday is today, October 9th.
  1. Chris O'Dowd
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    Actor, used to work in IT. I'm actually most excited about this one.
  2. John Lennon
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    Was in a band. Also used to beat women and children, which most people choose to ignore.
  3. Tyler James Williams
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    Acts. Used to play Chris Rock, was hated.
  4. Steve McQueen
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    Director of Shame and the Oscar-winning 12 Years A Slave. Lives in Amsterdam.
  5. Sharon Osbourne
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    Reality TV person.
  6. Guillermo Del Toro
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    Directs weird movies that are often quite good.
  7. PJ Harvey
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    Makes music with instruments and her voice.
  8. Tony Shaloub
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    Acts. Former Monk.
  9. Kenny Tete
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    Talented Dutch football/soccer player at my favorite club, Ajax Amsterdam.
  10. Nick Swardson
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    Comedian and friend of former funny person Adam Sandler.
  11. Sean Lennon
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    Son of a guy with the same birthday who was in a band. Thinks 'mansplaining' is sexist.
  12. Scott Bakula
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    Acts. Quantum Leaped a while ago.
  13. Bella Hadid
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    Is a model, I believe? I don't really know who she is.
  14. Brandon Routh
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    Acts. Is the worst Superman.
  15. David Cameron
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    Allegedly stuck his dick in a dead pig's mouth. Also former prime minister of the United Kingdom.
  16. Guiseppe Verdi
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    Decomposing composer.