EVERY PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT PROVES KENNETH PARCELL IS NOT A MORTAL HUMAN BEING

30 Rock is littered with hints to Kenneth's immortality. This is a collection of the evidence, which really says it all. It's a pretty ironclad case.
  1. He does not sleep.
  2. He has no reflection.
  3. He's still alive in the distant future.
  4. He hears a tone so low only people over 40 can hear it.
  5. And a callback to it.
  6. His reaction to Tracy saying he shouldn't want to be a page forever.
  7. When he started working at NBC, an 8-year old Shirley Temple taught him how to roll cigarettes.
  8. His reaction to Suze Orman asking him about his age.
  9. When he voiced the main concerns "a friend" has about new rules for pages.
  10. His mother's story of his birth.
  11. Sounds about right.
  12. He has been wearing his page uniform since...
  13. He had a bird for a suspiciously long time.
  14. He sees the world a little differently than the rest of us.
  15. He seems to have a close relationship with the Biblical Jacob.
  16. Jacob does not play nice with Kenneth.
  17. LEAVE HIM ALONE, JACOB!
  18. He appears in flashbacks to events that happened decades ago.
  19. He counts himself among the elderly.
  20. He doesn't have a smell.
  21. His hair may not be real.
  22. There may be more than one of him.
  23. His grave stone says he was born in 1781. It also says he will die later this month...
  24. But don't worry, he will rise again.
    I just discovered this. Holy shit.
  25. All his dreams come true.
  26. He is an actual angel.
  27. Jack McBrayer himself is also immortal.
  28. Case closed.