This is my most profane list yet, but you probably already figured that out when you saw the title.
  1. When someone is not paying attention to what you're saying.
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  2. When someone is being a little fucker again.
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  3. When things aren't going your way.
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  4. When something says the dumbest thing you've ever heard and you don't have the energy to go into it.
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  5. When she sends you a picture of her boob.
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  6. When you can't take it anymore.
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  7. When people just. Won't. Get. It.
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  8. When you have no idea what's going on anymore.
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  9. When you're sick of everyone in the group chat.
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  10. When your friend keeps asking you questions about a recipe, and you're sick of it.
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  11. When someone can't even play the cymbals.
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  12. When someone is being a fucking donkey.
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  13. When your male friend makes a horribly sexist comment.
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  14. When some fuckface doesn't respond to your texts.
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  15. When your coworker has done a terrible job.
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  16. When you want to sarcastically compliment the coworker who did a terrible job.
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  17. When you take a really good butt pic.
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  18. When you're ecstatic.
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  19. When you're about to lose it.
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  20. When someone needs to fuck off.
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  21. When your friend shows off their new place, and you're not impressed.
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  22. When someone needs to get their shit together.
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  23. When your grandma asks you what 'WTF' means.
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  24. When someone is being a little too abrasive.
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  25. When the person you worked on a project with, who barely did anything, criticizes all your work right before the deadline.
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  26. When you just really, really... (1/2)
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  27. ... Don't believe in someone. (2/2)
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  28. When someone is being a fucking donut.
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  29. When someone is being a shit sandwich, and you want them to say it themselves.
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  30. When you already know that tomorrow... (1/2)
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  31. Is going to be a hard day. (2/2)
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  32. When someone is being a fucking disgrace.
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  33. When you don't mean to curse so much... (1/2)
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  34. But your donkey coworkers just bring it out in you. (2/2)
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  35. When someone talks shit about your favorite show.
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  36. When your friend only mentions the most bland white guys as their celebrity crushes.
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  37. When your friend talks about their love life.
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  38. When your friend makes a joke that's in poor taste.
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  39. When you're stunned.
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  40. When two people ask you to work with them... (1/2)
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  41. And they're both crap. (2/2)
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  42. When you like someone's lipstick.
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  43. When you get the most unflattering dick pic you've ever seen.
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  44. When your coworker proudly shows off their work, and it's fucking piss cream.
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  45. When your friend is being pathetic.
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  46. When your friend proposes something ridiculous.
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  47. When your friend jokes about voting for Donald Trump.
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  48. When you want to be left alone.
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  49. When you're just curious about someone's meatball capacity.
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  50. When someone shows you a photo of their laser tag team.
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  51. When your dad states the obvious.
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  52. When someone can't stop talking.
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  53. When your favorite artist finally drops their new album.
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  54. When someone makes no sense.
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  55. When your uncle finally realizes that voting for Donald Trump or Ted Cruz would be the worst thing he could do.
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  56. When something unfortunate happens.
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  57. When your coworkers keep messing around on their phones instead of working.
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  58. When your friend starts dating the dumbest guy you know.
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  59. When you told a 'friend' something in confidence, and they told other people about it.
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  60. When the sexting is getting really good.
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