This ranking is final. Come at me.
  1. Hannibal
    From the terrible movie 'Hannibal Rising.' Look how punchable that face is.
  2. Hannibal
    One of the greatest military strategists, Hannibal Barca, a Carthaginian general. Probably most famous for leading his army, including African war elephants, across the Alps into Italy. Here's how he did it: )
  3. Hannibal
    Second (and original) Lector. Especially Silence of the Lambs is an absolute classic, obviously.
  4. Hannibal
    I will not apologize for ranking this show higher than the movies. This was/is such an incredible show. Still quite possibly the most beautiful TV series I've seen (cinematographically, etc.), and also one of the best. It deserved better.
  5. Hannibal
    Hannibal Buress is one of my favorite comedians. Besides his stand up he also kills it on Broad City and The Eric Andre Show. He's also a gifted rapper: