It was about time I did another one of these. Unfortunately Key & Peele ended last year, after an amazing 5-season run filled with countless gems. On April 29th their first movie Keanu comes out, and it looks amazing. Check out the trailer here: http://youtu.be/KjEusWO6VPg
  1. When you just dissed the entire United States of America good.
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  2. When your parents want to see some pictures on your phone and you realize you have some nudes on your photo roll.
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  3. When you're trying to sext, but aren't as good at it as you might think.
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  4. When just saying 'nice' simply won't cut it.
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  5. When your friend shows off a new outfit and it looks very 70s, but in a good way.
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  6. When your favorite show is about to come back from hiatus.
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  7. When you need to thank someone in a very clearly sarcastic manner.
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  8. When someone asks you for a favor and you can do it, no doubt.
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  9. When your friend tells you they're getting back together with their ex, and you don't think it's a good idea.
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  10. When you're having the best meal and you need people to know.
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    Preferably a continental breakfast.
  11. When someone is talking shit about Liam Neesons and you're not about to let that happen.
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  12. When Game of Thrones kills off yet another one of your favorite characters.
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  13. When someone is trying to calculate the length of the hypotenuse of a triangle.
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  14. When your friend is being a fool, and it's killing you.
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  15. When Aaron fucks up.
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  16. When your friend Jacqueline is on thin ice.
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  17. When your friend Blake is about to take things too far.
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  18. When someone finally admits they were wrong.
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  19. When someone makes a ridiculously sexist joke.
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  20. When your friend just won't stop annoying you.
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  21. When someone asks you who your favorite football players are.
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  22. When your friend starts dating someone you know is terrible, but you're trying to be excited for them.
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  23. When you start texting someone while on the toilet.
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  24. When that pee is just soooo good.
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  25. When you get tickets for the new Sandra Bullocksies movie.
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  26. When you just dropped a truth bomb on someone.
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  27. When you get anxiety from talking on the phone, and you suddenly get a call.
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  28. When you're working on a group project and you know you're carrying all the weight yourself to get something done.
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  29. When it turns out that you passed an exam you were sure you were going to fail.
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  30. When you need to educate your male friend about female anatomy.
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  31. When Satan keeps bugging you.
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    Not today, Satan.
  32. When someone keeps asking you about stuff that should be obvious.
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  33. When someone keeps talking way too loud inside.
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  34. When you're going to a retro party and you cannot wait.
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  35. When your friend proudly shows off his new tiny mustache, and asks you why you don't like it.
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  36. When you step in to save the day.
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  37. When someone you're flirting with asks you how your bed is.
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  38. When the person you're flirting with tells you about how comfy their bed is.
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  39. When they ask if they could come over to test it.
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  40. When it's a pretty good bed indeed.
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  41. When someone is being a dickhead. A stupid dickhead.
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  42. When your friend asks you about something you thought was a secret.
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  43. When you get a really good nude.
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  44. When you stole something from your sister.
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  45. When someone makes a good joke.
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  46. When you're trying to make plans with a friend, but they're being evasive.
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  47. When you're making plans with someone, and you take your time answering, and they impatiently ask you if you even want to hang out.
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  48. When it really doesn't matter to you what kind of plans you're making.
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  49. When your friend's hostile indifference is really pissing you off.
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  50. When someone drops a name in a conversation and you have no idea who they're talking about.
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  51. When you're brainstorming new super heroes, but they're not that great.
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  52. When you're rolling with it anyway.
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  53. When you need to educate your older relatives about gay marriage.
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  54. When you want to make a point about consumerism, but aren't completely sure what it is.
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  55. When your friend keeps slapping your ass, and it really needs to end.
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  56. When your president is killing it.
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  57. When a conservative is talking shit about President Obama, and you want to stay polite.
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  58. When someone tells you they think Donald Trump does make a few good points.
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  59. When you just want to masturbate and play video games.
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  60. When someone asks you about how your salary negotiations with your boss went.
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  61. When you just can't believe it.
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  62. When you're at a retirement community and everyone around you is being racist.
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