LISTS TOBY THE DOG COULD WRITE
Thank you for this very original request, @Lisa_Fav!
- •"PEOPLE I GET MOST EXCITED ABOUT WHEN THEY COME VISIT"#1: My grandma. She always brings him treats. If we so much as hint at the fact that she's coming over, he will get super excited and restless.
- •"MY FAVORITE TOYS, RANKED"#1: Probably one of his ropes. He loves it when you make him fetch it, and then when he brings it to you, do some rope-pulling.
- •"MY FAVORITE GAMES TO PLAY"Among them: playing football with a tennis ball with my brother and I, playing fetch, and doing a puzzle that gets him treats.
- •"STICKS I'VE FOUND, RANKED"#1: see pic.
- •"TREATS I LOVE THE MOST, RANKED BY HOW TERRIBLY THEY SMELL"So many dog treats smell so bad.
- •"TIMES I'VE PRETENDED TO BE BATMAN"He likes to sit on the edge of the couch, staring into the distance.
- •"MY FAVORITE SPOTS TO FALL ASLEEP"He has several.
- •"MY LEAST FAVORITE PICTURES OF ME"He hates it when my mom pulls shit like this, and it shows.