Requested by Lisa

LISTS TOBY THE DOG COULD WRITE

Thank you for this very original request, @Lisa_Fav!
  1. "PEOPLE I GET MOST EXCITED ABOUT WHEN THEY COME VISIT"
    #1: My grandma. She always brings him treats. If we so much as hint at the fact that she's coming over, he will get super excited and restless.
  2. "MY FAVORITE TOYS, RANKED"
    #1: Probably one of his ropes. He loves it when you make him fetch it, and then when he brings it to you, do some rope-pulling.
  3. "MY FAVORITE GAMES TO PLAY"
    Among them: playing football with a tennis ball with my brother and I, playing fetch, and doing a puzzle that gets him treats.
  4. "STICKS I'VE FOUND, RANKED"
    #1: see pic.
  5. "TREATS I LOVE THE MOST, RANKED BY HOW TERRIBLY THEY SMELL"
    So many dog treats smell so bad.
  6. "TIMES I'VE PRETENDED TO BE BATMAN"
    He likes to sit on the edge of the couch, staring into the distance.
  7. "MY FAVORITE SPOTS TO FALL ASLEEP"
    He has several.
  8. "MY LEAST FAVORITE PICTURES OF ME"
    He hates it when my mom pulls shit like this, and it shows.