Thank you for this very original request, @Lisa_Fav!
  1. "PEOPLE I GET MOST EXCITED ABOUT WHEN THEY COME VISIT"
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    #1: My grandma. She always brings him treats. If we so much as hint at the fact that she's coming over, he will get super excited and restless.
  2. "MY FAVORITE TOYS, RANKED"
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    #1: Probably one of his ropes. He loves it when you make him fetch it, and then when he brings it to you, do some rope-pulling.
  3. "MY FAVORITE GAMES TO PLAY"
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    Among them: playing football with a tennis ball with my brother and I, playing fetch, and doing a puzzle that gets him treats.
  4. "STICKS I'VE FOUND, RANKED"
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    #1: see pic.
  5. "TREATS I LOVE THE MOST, RANKED BY HOW TERRIBLY THEY SMELL"
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    So many dog treats smell so bad.
  6. "TIMES I'VE PRETENDED TO BE BATMAN"
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    He likes to sit on the edge of the couch, staring into the distance.
  7. "MY FAVORITE SPOTS TO FALL ASLEEP"
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    He has several.
  8. "MY LEAST FAVORITE PICTURES OF ME"
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    He hates it when my mom pulls shit like this, and it shows.