Thanks for the request, @combatdavey. If you follow me, you've probably noticed that I don't tweet very often, but when I do, it's aggressively mediocre at best. So enjoy whatever this is!
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  15. A couple of old Dutch ones:
  16. "Ironically, this thing is broken and hasn't moved in over a week."
  17. "That is a very effective way to avoid questions about your aleged Nirvana and Nazi sympathies."
  18. "Thursday night statistic: the job of a bus driver is 90% waving at other bus drivers."