MY PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION

Thanks for the request, @erikaaa! This is my 3-step plan.
  1. STEP 1: Ask the world nicely. Consent is important.
  2. STEP 2: Establish a safe word.
    My preference would be 'poppycock,' because that is a hilarious word.
  3. STEP 3: Ban Minions.