PLEASE TAKE JOHN OLIVER'S NO PRANK PLEDGE AND STOP APRIL FOOLS' DAY FOREVER

I'm not a fan of April Fools' Day, and neither is John Oliver. That's why, a year ago, he came up with the No Prank Pledge to end this holiday built on lies and hurt feelings. I implore you to take it. So please repeat after John:
  1. Please keep up.
  2. Thank you very much.
  3. Watch the whole segment here: