THE 5 BIGGEST ASSHOLES OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM

It's time to call them out.
  1. 1.
    That one mosquito that keeps buzzing around your head while you're trying to fall asleep.
    You thought he was gone, didn't you? Well guess what? Just when you're finally relaxed again and are starting to nod off, this fucker knows and comes right back.
  2. 2.
    Swans
    Sure, they look elegant. But let us not forget that behind that facade, they are vicious, aggressive assholes. STOP FOLLOWING ME AND MY DOG WHEN WE'RE WALKING BY THE WATER, YOU'RE MAKING BOTH OF US NERVOUS.
  3. 3.
    Geese
    Let's face it, they're just worse-looking swans. Stop fucking hissing at me, I did nothing to you.
  4. 4.
    Carl
    Carl is a passive aggressive son of a bitch who tries to undermine you at every turn, and he will eat your lunch, even if you put your name on it. GODDAMMIT, CARL, SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT FOR YOUR CO-WORKERS, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. YOU'RE CREATING A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT.
  5. 5.
    This fucking baboon
    He is a passionate Trump supporter and I have zero patience for closed-minded baboons.