THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT TODAY'S ELECTION AT FIFA
World football organization FIFA is electing a new president today, the successor of antropomorphic scrotum Sepp Blatter.
- •The actual name of one of the candidates is Tokyo Sexwale.This is him.
- •#Sexwale2016Update: he prematurely pulled out of the race, and I have to cancel my merchandise order.
- •Bonus: a man with the most ridiculously French name of all time is also running: Jérôme Champagne.