THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT TODAY'S ELECTION AT FIFA

World football organization FIFA is electing a new president today, the successor of antropomorphic scrotum Sepp Blatter.
  1. The actual name of one of the candidates is Tokyo Sexwale.
    This is him.
  2. #Sexwale2016
    Update: he prematurely pulled out of the race, and I have to cancel my merchandise order.
  3. Bonus: a man with the most ridiculously French name of all time is also running: Jérôme Champagne.