THEORIES RE: NATHAN FIELDER'S CURRENT WHEREABOUTS
Thank you for the request, @kaitmaree! I have many theories on this. I really need that new season of Nathan For You.
- •Elon Musk sent him to space to help Martians with the marketing of their local souvenir shop.
- •He is busy traveling around the country buying people sodas who are banned from using soda machines.
- •He is in hiding after secretly running the Trump campaign by letting a child tell Trump what to say through an ear piece, and somehow winning.
- •He is serving time in prison after the police finally found him after a manhunt that lasted for years.
- •He is undercover to make people forget about him, to make it easier to shoot another season of Nathan For You.
- •He is in Switzerland, hunting ghosts.
- •He stepped out of the spotlights to spend time with the love of his life.
- •He is on a long vacation on a tropical island, living off residuals from his award-winning short film 'The Web,' starring Johnny Depp and Bill Gates.
- •He locked himself into his office to finish another screenplay before an embarrassing picture of himself will be sent to his grandmother by a notary.