THINGS I AM DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO

According to my doctor.
  1. 'The Big Bang Theory' apologists
  2. Ashton Kutcher's acting career
  3. Pollen
  4. People who call people by their name too often in a conversation.
    Especially when texting. Why do you keep repeating my name if we're having a one-on-one conversation? I know your words are directed at me.
  5. Dust mites
  6. Ed Hardy gear
  7. People who abuse religion just to be shitbags to others
  8. Astrology
  9. Men who constantly insist they're "nice guys"
  10. Piers Morgan
  11. Meghan Trainor
  12. Those signs with meaningless 'inspirational' quotes people hang all over their house these days
  13. Dean from Gilmore Girls