5 UNFORTUNATE MULLETS OF ROCK HISTORY

The decade known as the eighties chewed up and spat out a lot of great artists. It then hacked up a hairball similar in appearance to the coifs of these rock luminaries.
  1. Rod Stewart
    The front of Rod's do went full business the day he released his first "American Songbook" album.
  2. David Bowie
    Bowie's Ziggy Stardust's mullet is awesome. This shellacked blonde monstrosity is worse than his "Dancing in the Street" jumpsuit.
  3. Paul McCartney
    I can imagine the Post-Beatles loss of awesome must have been tough but there are better ways to cope. Like drugs.
  4. Phil Collins
    In his never ending quest to out-cool Peter Gabriel, Phil Collins tried for a trendy cool mullet. He failed on all fronts.
  5. Bono
    Live Aid, brought to you by famine and flat irons. Being Irish means you never go out of style because you were never in it to start.