5 TOYS THAT R GIRLS THAT U KNOW

Top 5 Girls Brand Doll Archetypes that are girls that you will recognize at your high school reunion.
  1. 1.
    Barbie
    That girl whose Instagram bio lists the locations of her parents summer home. She is polite and pretty, but is impossible not to dislike and probably has a massive carbon footprint. She will most likely be accompanied by a Ken.
  2. 2.
    My Little Pony
    That girl who is talented, funny, smart, honest and good looking. She seems to exist under magical circumstances in a world without ramen or rent. You are friends on Facebook.
  3. 3.
    Bratz
    That girl who has most likely spent the last four years staying fit and studying a social science. She works hard and plays harders. She owns a pit bull and knows how to apply liquid eye liner.
  4. 4.
    Monster High
    That girl who was the star of the school musical and now lives in Brooklyn with a man bun. She can sing, she can dance and she can speak three languages.
  5. 5.
    LaLa Loopsy
    That girl who privately went to school under a rock . She is kind and unassuming but that is probably because her closest friends are her dog and her mom. She will live happily ever after.