5 TOYS THAT R GIRLS THAT U KNOW
Top 5 Girls Brand Doll Archetypes that are girls that you will recognize at your high school reunion.
- •BarbieThat girl whose Instagram bio lists the locations of her parents summer home. She is polite and pretty, but is impossible not to dislike and probably has a massive carbon footprint. She will most likely be accompanied by a Ken.
- •My Little PonyThat girl who is talented, funny, smart, honest and good looking. She seems to exist under magical circumstances in a world without ramen or rent. You are friends on Facebook.
- •BratzThat girl who has most likely spent the last four years staying fit and studying a social science. She works hard and plays harders. She owns a pit bull and knows how to apply liquid eye liner.
- •Monster HighThat girl who was the star of the school musical and now lives in Brooklyn with a man bun. She can sing, she can dance and she can speak three languages.
- •LaLa LoopsyThat girl who privately went to school under a rock . She is kind and unassuming but that is probably because her closest friends are her dog and her mom. She will live happily ever after.