Things My Cat Would Google

If he knew what google was.
  1. "Why is empty space so much fun to stare at?"
  2. "Can testicles grow back?"
  3. "Why do people sleep on a bed and not in a random corner of the room facing the wall?"
  4. "Hair ball feline AIDS symptoms"
  5. "What the fuck was that?"
  6. "How do I go outside right now?"
  7. "How do I get back inside right now?"