If he knew what google was.
  1. "Why is empty space so much fun to stare at?"
  2. "Can testicles grow back?"
  3. "Why do people sleep on a bed and not in a random corner of the room facing the wall?"
  4. "Hair ball feline AIDS symptoms"
  5. "What the fuck was that?"
  6. "How do I go outside right now?"
  7. "How do I get back inside right now?"