1. Joey would be upset that Ross was more popular on Tinder
  2. Chandler would buy a selfie stick to try to connect with his kid but ends up losing his phone and the stick when it falls over a bridge
  3. Monica starts a YouTube channel about food and spends weeks arguing with commenters
  4. Ross stands in line to be the first person to see Jurassic World, ends up meeting Chris Pratt but no one believes him because no one really WANTS to sit for days waiting for a dinosaur movie
  5. Phoebe falls in love with Paul Rudd after Ant-Man. Mike totally understands
  6. Rachel becomes a Real Housewife, the other women kick her off because dammit she looks amazing.