Spoilers follow, people.
  1. Ariana Grande's cameo.
  2. C-3PO's full frontal scene.
  3. R2's obsession with Microsoft Zunes.
  4. The scene where Han throws out Chewie's collection of silly bands.
  5. Julie Bowen's performance as the nameless cantina patron... Oscar worthy!
  6. The reveal that Martin Shkreli was the leader of the First Order all along.
  7. All the lyrics John Williams added to the main theme. Super explicit.
  8. The "found footage" aspect to it.
  9. Carrie Fisher's extended Yoda impression.
  10. All the Wen product placement.