DAY TO DAY CRAP THAT HARSHES FRED FLINTSTONE'S BUZZ

It's hard out here for a Caveman.
  1. You know how often you have to replace the beak on the platter player?
  2. I married her for richer or poorer, but never counted on hearing the sound "Wilma" every day.
  3. Lovemaking sounds from the Rubble house are often much higher than "rubble" level
  4. As she gets older, Pebbles looks more and more like Cary Granite.
  5. Last winter, everyone calling me Fred "FluStone"
  6. 1% of people have access to 99% of the best dinosaurs.
  7. Everyone's eating Paleo.