MY PROUDEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS

  1. Tying a knot with a cherry stem via mouth
  2. Making the 3 leaf clover with my tongue
  3. Turning my arm all the way around
  4. Beating teen pregnancy
  5. Walking on my hands
  6. Walking on my feet
  7. Making it home every time I get dysfunctional
  8. Getting the presidential award in gym class
  9. Learning how to whistle
  10. Mastering the Spanish pledge of allegiance
  11. Winning the Macarena contest in 5th grade
  12. Oh & being accepted to MSU