Things I Do While Thinking About What to Make for Dinner

  1. Eat guacamole
  2. Drink wine
  3. Open the fridge and stare inside
  4. Do a lap around my apartment
    Gotta work up that appetite.
  5. Eat guacamole
  6. Open the freezer and stare insjde
  7. Check my email
  8. Open the cupboard and stare inside
  9. Eat guacamole
  10. Take the guacamole to the bedroom and turn on Downton Abby