Worst Things to Do at an Airport
- •SnortingLike the intentional, deep, meaty kind. I don't care if you have a cold, it's a disgusting sound. Blow your nose or take it to the bathroom.
- •Fighting about sports at the barYou're at a 10, we need you at a 2, sir.
- •Free range sneezeInto the hand or elbow, people.
- •Yell at airline staffWe're all in this together, bro.
- •Let your children run around, unattendedSeriously, if they fall or hit their head I'm gonna feel like it happened on my watch.