Why is all my shit expired?

  1. Library card
    I honestly didn't know you had to renew every year
  2. Auto inspection
    My car is 25 years old, isn't it exempt yet?
  3. Auto registration
    I hope no Austin cops follow me here
  4. Prescription for anti anxiety meds
    The obvious joke here is that this causes me anxiety. It does. But I'm not making that joke. Too obvious.
  5. Prescription for contacts
  6. Milk
    Fuck it, I'm drinking it anyway.