Why is all my shit expired?
- •Library cardI honestly didn't know you had to renew every year
- •Auto inspectionMy car is 25 years old, isn't it exempt yet?
- •Auto registrationI hope no Austin cops follow me here
- •Prescription for anti anxiety medsThe obvious joke here is that this causes me anxiety. It does. But I'm not making that joke. Too obvious.
- •Prescription for contacts
- •MilkFuck it, I'm drinking it anyway.