10 Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch OKC Thunder Win a NBA Title

I'm from Seattle. I am a Sonics fan. I hate the Thunder. #bringemback
  1. 1.
    Wear 49ers gear
    Love my Seahawks, but I hate OKC more.
  2. 2.
    Personally clean Howard Schultz's home every week for the rest of my life
  3. 3.
    Take bioengineering classes for fun
  4. 4.
    Only watch horror films from now until forever
  5. 5.
    Own a tarantula
    I hate spiders. I hate them oh so much, but I hate OKC more.
  6. 6.
    Give up my phone for a year
  7. 7.
    Give up coffee for a year
  8. 8.
    Give up wine for a year
  9. 9.
    Ride California Screaming for 12 hours a day
  10. 10.
    Perform brain surgery