MOMENTS W MY 93 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER
a moment in Bethesda
- •That's since I'm pushing on spinsterhood I should go into real estate.
- •"I never thought a dead bee would sting."a literal dead bee on the ground stung her but hey we can get deep w this one.
- •She didn't have any friends as a child so she grew pansies.
- •Her father didn't have a car until she was 7 so he rode an Arabian horse or a large donkey that does not exist here or maybe anymore.
- •That Queen Farah imported bright green parrots with a red streak around the neck from India and let them loose all around Tehran. One day my grandma saw that her apricot tree was all green but it was only a bunch parrots eating all the apricot petals. She said that really sucked.she obvi didn't use the word "sucked".
- •"I don't like long life."
- •"I don't sit down because it hurts"