SHIT I SECRETLY ATE AS A CHILD
and sometimes still do.
- •raw pastaIt was strictly elbow and then I wised up to angel hair. I would eat it mostly when I was reading or watching a movie. The dentist told me I chipped most of my teeth and my back molars had been ground down so at age 14 I quit it. But this year I kinda picked back up.
- •Grape chewable Tylenol 4 kidsAte a whole bottle and had to go to the doctor at age 5. Shit is like kid candy crack- what'd they think I was gonna do!?
- •Nesquick powdered chocolateTake the can. Take a spoon. Scoop and insert into mouth for 10 minutes of chocolate dry mouth turned syrup party.
- •String cheeseThe string cheese wasn't eaten in secret but I would stuff the wrappers into the couch so there was no evidence of how much string cheese and it'd really piss my mom off.
- •Temptee cream cheeseStraight out the pink container w my finger.
- •MayonnaiseOn everything. . . and sometimes alone. The main way was straight on toast which scarred @collier for quite some time.
- •ButterStraight up would put half a stick in the middle of a bowl of hot popcorn and then drag each kernel down the stick and in my mouth. (That somehow got dirty in the end)