What I've Learned From Watching a Lot of Youtube Cake Making Videos With My Kids

  1. No one cares at all how cakes taste
  2. The words "hey guys" are like acid poured on my face
  3. What "buttercream" sounds like in multiple Ukrainian accents
  4. My wife has strong fucking opinions about fondant
  5. There is nothing that is such a piece of shit that a brand sponsorship won't make it worse
  6. There is nothing that is such a piece of shit that a YouTube guest star won't make it worse
  7. Ukulele plus whistling plus loops is a war crime
  8. The cake economy is based on talented people spending enormous amounts of time to make beautiful things for rich people to display, rapidly consume, and quickly shit out