Things I Have Thought While Binge-watching Antm on Hulu
Hulu has seasons 1-14, which are the ones you really want. ("Cycles," I mean. Sorry, Tyra.) You need to revisit ANTM, trust me. - J
- •"WHAT is Tyra WEARING?"I am obviously preparing a post for GFY.
- •"Holy shit, Tyra is gorgeous."
- •"Okay, but Tyra actually really knows a lot about modeling."She is personally responsible for hundreds of thousands of civilians elongating their necks in photos.
- •"Dude. The fashion of the early aughts was BAD."Remember when we all thought formal flip-flops with kitten heels were super chic? WHY?
- •"Models crying is basically always good TV."Season two is ALL CRYING and it is glorious.
- •"YAY IT'S THE MAKEOVER!"Great fun, unless you are the baby crying because Tyra gave you a weave you dislike. Get over it!
- •"Seriously, this show is REALLY GOOD."Remember when Shandi slept with that hot Italian dude? Respieto? The fight about the granola bars? JADE?! It all holds up.
- •"'...continue on in the hopes of becoming America's Next Top Model' is redundant, right?"It should just be "continue."
- •"Hey! There's Heather's credit!"It is always fun to see your friend's name on TV.
- •"What is even happening here?"I like the idea that all of Tyra's interviews took place on a cloud.
- •"I remember a lot of details about old ANTM contestants but not what I had for lunch yesterday."